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Things The Other Child Did Wrong That Lead To The Fight that I've heard so far today:
- Clapped too loudly
- Sang too loudly
- Sang too quietly
- Sang the wrong words
- Put their feet too close to the dog
- Ate the last grape
- Ate the wrong grape (!?)
- Finished brushing their teeth first
- Clapped too loudly, again
- Called somebody "buttocks"
- Said somebody HAD buttocks
- Expressed interest in going a different route to school
- Put shoes on in wrong order

#parenting #monday

Via: danq.me/things-the-other-child

Dan QThings The Other Child Did Wrong That… – Dan QThings The Other Child Did Wrong That Lead To The Fight that I've heard so far today: Clapped too loudly Sang too loudly Sang too quietly Sang the wrong words Put their feet too close to the dog Ate the last grape Ate the wrong grape (!?) Finished brushing their teeth fir
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@dan
Where is Put Their Feet on My Chair?
I'm still ready to fight, and I'm old.