Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Lighthouse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Lighthouse</span></a> of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Lost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Lost</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Labels" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Labels</span></a> Poobah says:</p><p>“A <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badger</span></a> in a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tutu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tutu</span></a> is no less a badger, unless the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wind" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wind</span></a> is strong and the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sequins" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sequins</span></a> are loose.”</p><p>The moral? Even <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nonsense</span></a> needs a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dress" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dress</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/code" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>code</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SaturdayVibes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SaturdayVibes</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TempleOfTwaddle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TempleOfTwaddle</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SurrealArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SurrealArt</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a></p>
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Poobah Says<p>From the Mushroom-Powered Parliament, the Poobah says:</p><p>“When the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/custard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>custard</span></a> speaks louder than the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/parliament" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parliament</span></a>, it’s time to replace your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/megaphone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>megaphone</span></a> with a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/teaspoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>teaspoon</span></a>.”</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WednesdayWisdom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WednesdayWisdom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TempleOfTwaddle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TempleOfTwaddle</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AllHailThePoobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AllHailThePoobah</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SurrealArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SurrealArt</span></a></p>
Poobah Says<p>From the Hollow <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Chocolate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Chocolate</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Egg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Egg</span></a>, the Poobah says: “Only the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marzipan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>marzipan</span></a> of true <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/belief" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>belief</span></a> can silence the honking of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/invisible" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>invisible</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rabbits" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rabbits</span></a> chasing the sacred <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/omelette" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>omelette</span></a> of forgotten <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mondays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mondays</span></a>.”</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MondayMotivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MondayMotivation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahNFT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahNFT</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TempleOfTwaddle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TempleOfTwaddle</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Absurdism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Absurdism</span></a></p>
Poobah Says<p>“When the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ladle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ladle</span></a> envies the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/umbrella" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>umbrella</span></a>, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/soup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>soup</span></a> becomes suspicious of the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rain</span></a>. Guard your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cutlery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cutlery</span></a>, lest the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/weather" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>weather</span></a> turn philosophical… Certainty is for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>spoons</span></a>.” – All hail the Poobah.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MondayMotivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MondayMotivation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Easter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Easter</span></a></p>
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