He took them deep into the forest, turned them around
Soon, themselves they could not even have found
Lost, lost, in the snow and the cold
They died there alone, their Bigfoot tale untold

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#sasquatch

They left at dawn, and soon the trail grew hot
Large Bigfoot footprints, exactly what they sought
Deeper and deeper into the forest they went
Through tangled branches, deep snow, they were sent

But the mysterious creature, wily, swift and smart
Knew he would prevail over the stupid hunters and their tranquilizer dart
He knew, the two hunters would not live to tell the tale,
Their death was inevitable, and he should not fail

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#bigfoot
#sasquatch

Two men went looking for Bigfoot one Christmas eve
Far into the forest they did leave
But Bigfoot, Sasquatch, did not want to play
And the two men, it seems, died that day.

They set out early that day determined to find the brute
The legend of the forest was real they said, not a man in a suit
It was a cold freezing day near Willard W. A.
Winter was here, but that did not keep the hunters at bay

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#bigfoot
#sasquatch

Skamania County Sheriff's Office:

Two Portland men lost their lives while searching for Sasquatch in eastern Skamania County. On 12/25/2024, around 1:00 A.M., the Skamania County Communications Center received a report of two overdue subjects who were searching for Sasquatch and planned to return home on 12/24/2024. When the pair did not return home, a family member reported the subjects missing and endangered.

... the 59-year-old male and 37-year-old-male, both from Portland, Oregon, who were reported missing/endangered were located, deceased, in a heavily wooded area of the Gifford Pinchot National Forest....