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This week in heterosexuality: The secret to a happy marriage is pressurized cream
#vintageAd #heterosexual #cream
@GayOldTime apparently my milkman could help me with my glorification needs.
@Adoxograph People really don't glorify their desserts enough these days
@GayOldTime I mean, I am a professional and I rarely glorify my own!
(not actually a funny comic, but it's funny how many of these tired, unfunny milkman jokes you can find)
@GayOldTime To be fair, it's more likely "70 years ago in heterosexuality", but it's still disturbing that someone greenlit this
@GayOldTime •Hastily scribbles on a stray cereal box top• “Pressurized cream. Of course!”
@ThePJN *marital advice may be out of date
@GayOldTime 
Augh! Well what type of cream is it then?!
Can Confirm
@GayOldTime Depends where you spray it, I should think. 
@GayOldTime so many naughty jokes…..
@GayOldTime *creamy whipped dessert embellishment. Or "creme" for short.
@GayOldTime This is both literally and metaphorically true.