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love the fedi, the only place on the internet you can see a post with the simple yet enigmatic content warning "piss" appear in your notifications, to discover it's in fact a year-old toot getting boosted that you have no memory of making
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yeah, that was me
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btw, someone at work complained about the note suggesting men were pissing on the walls and floors of the toilets and so the walls and floors of the gents toilets at work are still swimming in piss
@floppyplopper piss libertarianism.
relatedly, I desperately want to start a museum of workplace toilet signs, they're such vivid environmental storytelling. my personal fave was one at an old workplace which said "there is a brush, should you need it"
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one workplace one was
"if you sprinkle
when you tinkle
be a sweet
and wipe the seat"
to which had been added "AND FLOOR"
@floppyplopper oh god, that is ART
@stavvers @floppyplopper i remember this anarchist conference in belgrade with a gentle reminder to sit down to pee on one of The toilets. adjacent a handwritten, poetical pamphlet on freedom and the importance on "letting it flow"
@Giliell @stavvers @niedlichenacktschnecke
if only these so called "wonderful" cishet families were teaching men these important lessons
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wild that i started this off because i was looking for toots of the form "fellas is it gay to [action]" and "...piss in a toilet" was too good not to boost. not quite my favourite but up there.
@stavvers I get endlessly frustrated with signs that say stuff like, 'Leave this space as you would wish to find it,' because it doesn't actually tell you what pissed someone off. CLEARLY the parties involved have different standards of what's acceptable. The trigger could have been anything from shit smeared over the walls to a toilet roll hung the 'wrong' way round.